Six feet, nine inches...

[Daniel Meyer]

"Then…I swear to God…the shower curtain attacked me."

http://lifeisaroad.com/blog/2013/01/13/ ... ne-inches/

[Neighmond]

As our old pal R. W. Service said:

"We plug away and make no fuss,
Our feats are never crowned;
And yet it's common coves like us
Who make the world go round.
And as we steer a steady course
By God's predestined plan,
Hats off to that almighty Force:
THE ORDINARY MAN."

I wish you would put all these into a book and sell it!

[Daniel Meyer]

As our old pal R. W. Service said:

"We plug away and make no fuss,
Our feats are never crowned;
And yet it's common coves like us
Who make the world go round.
And as we steer a steady course
By God's predestined plan,
Hats off to that almighty Force:
THE ORDINARY MAN."

I wish you would put all these into a book and sell it!

LOL! Probably will someday...I already have 4 books published (and working on two more).

[SkipW]

Holy shizzle Daniel, you just made me spit my beer on the computer screen!!!

That is too funny.

While I have been 'lubricated' and frightened at the same time, I don't remember ever, ever tearing up my own bathroom.....

I agree with neighmond, if you did a short story book of adventures like this....it would be a best seller.

[Alyson]

"a large bath towel, which in my “wife’s-not-home” manly defiance mode I had tossed over the macho shower curtain rod instead of properly hanging it on the dainty little towel rod, was disturbed by my movements and slithered with a hiss off the shower curtain rod."

Therein lies your problem, you need to buy one of these

http://www.ceilingshowerrod.com/new/products.php?product=l-shaped-shower-rod



Shower rod secured to the ceiling - nowhere to drape your towel when the Boss isn't home.

No pee on the wall - Problem sorted

[lupinfarm2012 (WavyGlass)]

What a riot! Hehehehe..............

[Don M]

I can appreciate & relate to your plight! Still very funny though!