Apparently the husband flipped out when it was discovered that the flip or flop wife
was flopping around on the bed of the flip or flop contractor.
So the flip or flop husband flipped out, and the flip or flop neighbors heard the flopping sound
of helicopter blades as the flip or flop husband put on his flip flops and ran out the door with a gun.
Ok, I was not sober when I wrote this but decided to post it anyway.
Next, the list of why I love love it or list it.
